This document contains a collection of jokes making fun of lawyers. The jokes poke fun at lawyers by comparing them to apples hanging from trees, implying they look good when hanging. Another joke questions how to tell when a lawyer is lying, answering their lips are moving. A third joke suggests that while there are three lawyer jokes, the rest are actually true stories about lawyers.

1. LawyerJokes

2. How are an apple and a lawyer alike?.

3. They both look good hanging from a tree

4. How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

5. His lips are moving

6. How many lawyer jokes are there?

7. Only three. The rest are true stories

8. How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

9. How many can you afford?

10. What'sthe difference between a lawyer and a liar?

11. The pronunciation.

12. What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

13. You cry when you cut up an onion

14. Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

15. Professional courtesy.TheEnd